{"product_id":"not-your-valentine-velveteen-blanket-ironic-valentines-sarcastic-hearts","title":"Not Your Valentine Velveteen Blanket | ironic valentines, sarcastic hearts","description":"A velvety plush blanket printed with a cheeky, cartoon-style broken heart and bold, snarky copy that sits squarely in the ironic valentines trend. Muted pinks and soft reds are offset by black outline and tiny gray accents; playful emoji faces and arrow motifs give the piece a modern, tongue-in-cheek feel. It reads as flirty irreverence—comforting to curl up under while making a clear, humorous statement that leans into love-meme culture.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options\n- Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color\n- Medium heavy-weight fabric (300 g\/m²) for extra softness\n- Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability\n- Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\n","brand":"Tristan’s Treehouse","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":44008341504088,"sku":"31267562118380743052","price":22.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":44008341536856,"sku":"13931003512881175059","price":38.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":44008341569624,"sku":"33061606841090158180","price":51.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/cavamart.org\/products\/not-your-valentine-velveteen-blanket-ironic-valentines-sarcastic-hearts","provider":"Cavamart.org","version":"1.0","type":"link"}